- Jess: Someone egged my car!
- Luke: Jeez, it stinks!
- Jess: It's gonna take me forever to clean this up!
- Luke: ...these eggs are cooked.
- Jess: WHAT?
- Luke: They're not raw eggs, they look like...deviled eggs.
- Jess: Someone devil-egged my car.
- Luke: Well, that is paprika.
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